Simon @simon ?
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Simon wrote a new post, Be(ard) Afraid, Be(ard) Very Afraid 1 week, 5 days ago
A beard is every Man’s right (and some women’s) and its hard to find something more manly than a beard. But thanks to this short film, “The Day I met Dave” beards are now a little scarier and a little haunting.
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Simon commented on the post, Salad for Dinner 2 weeks, 5 days ago
Homer Simpson: “You don’t win friends with salad”
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Simon wrote a new post, Twilight: You Goon 2 weeks, 5 days ago
Submitted By: Simon
Revokee: Daniel
Reason For Revocation:
For allowing his “friend” Robbie to have a twilight poster in his room.
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Simon commented on the post, twighlight 2 weeks, 5 days ago
This one needs an “OH HELL YES” voting option. I’d revoke his Man Card all the way back to when his fathers sperm entered his mothers egg and then revoke it some more so that those cells are forced to make a woman instead.
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Simon wrote a new post, Poop Shoot(er) 2 weeks, 5 days ago
North Carolina police believe that a man they arrested and booked into the county jail earlier this week managed to smuggle an unloaded 10-inch firearm into the cell with him. According to police, the man “may […] -
Simon wrote a new post, 3 Beers, No Hands, 37 Seconds 2 weeks, 5 days ago
Chris Schewe, AKA YouTube’s shoenice22 sat down with 3 poms (English people) and proved he’s more man than they could ever hope to be, even if they combined thier powers captain planet style. Chris manages to not […]
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Simon wrote a new post, The Miller Lite Drunk Cat 2 weeks, 6 days ago
Bud have had there slew of animal mascots for their beer and now Miller Lite have the Miller Lite Drunk Cat. Just don’t try and take his beer away from him.
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Simon commented on the post, Not Holding Hands 1 month ago
John, I’m going to have to ask you to please explain. How is NOT holding hands unmanly enough to constitute loosing ones Man Card?
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Simon commented on the post, Maggot 1 month ago
Just to play devils advocate on this one, not wanting a girlfriend cannot be grounds for revocation. They are expensive, emotional, have a fixation about leaving the toilet seat down, make the place smell weird, […]
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Simon commented on the post, Baby Shower Blunder 1 month ago
What kind of evil, heartless, and unthinking person would organize a baby shower on a football Sunday?
I’m Australian, we don’t even have this football you speak of and even I know that, that, that’s just wrong.
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Simon commented on the post, Having a girlfriend 1 month ago
“pump ‘em and dump ‘em or have sex with robots”
A, the only thing I am dumping after I have pumped’em is the kleenex after a trip to the spank bank.
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Simon commented on the post, Not obeying me 1 month ago
Lady, I’ve got boobs too, they dance whenever I wave a dollar in their direction. As a bonus they generally come attached to the stripper.
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Simon commented on the post, Shmuck 1 month ago
I’m thinking that this ones been hijacked by the ladies and the h-whipped.
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Simon wrote a new post, In Russia Shovel Shave You! Wait, What? 1 month ago
Nizhny Novgorod is a city about 150 miles east of Moscow, Russia and home to a Man so Manly razor blades and electric shavers fear him. So he shaves with a shovel, a hatchet, and pair of scissors, HA! take that […]
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Simon commented on the post, No pedicures!!!!! 1 month ago
Can I take a second to point out that agreeing to get a pedicure and actually getting a pedicure are 2 completely different things.
The revocation here comes down to 2 things, why did Ken agree to get a […]
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Simon wrote a new post, IKEA’s ManLand for the Big Boys Nursery 1 month ago
An Ikea store in Sydney, Australia couldn’t be further away from IKEA’s home land of Sweden and yet they have just taken it up a notch by introducing “ManLand”. A day care for that little kid inside the big kid […]
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Simon commented on the post, Scott Lost his Gibletts In Dallas 1 month ago
Whats up with the fiance? lets see if we can look at this picture through the eyes of a woman.
1, other women
2, hot women
3, he is smiling
4, I can’t see one of his hands
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Simon commented on the post, Homo Milk? 1 month ago
Hey Ramsey, you wear pink (he calls it salmon), do gays get there own milk?
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Simon wrote a new post, The Beardlands 2 months, 3 weeks ago
In honor of Movember, we here at Official Man Card (and Chaz Bono) believe in growing the proper beard. How does one do this, you ask? Well, thankfully GeekOSystem has found a proper chart for you to guide […] -
Simon commented on the blog post 1 Drunk, 2 Idiots & Bud 4 months, 1 week ago
This video makes me laugh every time even now over a year later.
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