Barry saw that Star Wars is being released on Blu Ray.
“Well I’ll guess I’ll go buy me a Blu Ray player so I can add it to my Betamax, VHS, VHS Special Edition, Laser Disk, DVD, and DVD Special Edition copies…

…or not.”

Barry likes to feed his cat rabbit meat for two reasons:
1) It seems to be her favourite
2) The thought of one cute, fluffy animal eating another cute, fluffy animal makes him smile

A little Photoshop fun to start the week

Pope Palpatine visited Edinburgh recently but it would have been better if they had busted out Pope Classic instead.

Barry is enjoying bacon goodness and would like to remind vegetarians of the immortal words of Homer Simpson,
“You don’t win friends with salad.”

Barry made a Manwich that would make health fanatics shake their head in disgust and vegans run away screaming. Each Manwich (there was two) consisted of a Slice of bread, several pieces of Peri peri chicken breast, 3 rashers of bacon, melted Orkney mature cheddar, an egg fried in butter & to top it off a [...]

Barry had an obviously gay bloke ask for a Guinness with Tia Maria in it while he was working at the bar. Without realising what he was saying, replied “Sorry mate, I haven’t got any Tia Maria, do you want a straight Guinness instead?“

A magazine cover I made for a friend of mine who REALLY loved his teddy bear. I printed it and stuck it to another magazine. I then left it in a spot he was sure to see it, leaving the word ‘PLAY’ sticking from under some papers.

Barry Shouldn’t go to the grocery store when he’s pissed because people look at you funny when you abuse the produce for not being fresh enough.

Barry Wonders If life’s pretty straight without Twisties, does eating Twisties make you gay?

I just watched The Expendables and must say, I liked it a lot. Sure the plot was predictable, the dialogue was corny and there was a lot of pandering to the fans but it was a fun, old school, little to no CGI action flick that was good because it was predictable, the dialogue was corny [...]

Barry would like to wish his facially hirsute friends a happy World Beard Day. Find a pogonophobic to terrorise or a pogonophile to pleasure and have a great day.

Barry must be mellowing out in his old age; first, he quite enjoyed The A Team movie and now, he is enjoying the Clash of the Titans remake (despite Perseus being the bad guy from Avatar).

Barry Wishes that he was an Australian so he could have voted for the Australian Sex Party in the Australian election last week.

Just because those pesky Rebels are getting you down, it doesn’t mean you can’t have a little fun – My first attempt at using Flash.

Barry Thinks that we of the planet Earth should be really proud to have such beautiful women. We always win in the Miss Universe competition.