Gentlement,

OfficialManCard.com has been going for several years now. This past year has been our most successful. With the launch of our Video Site, so many new specials, as well as a growing line of products, we have to call 2008 a great year. But the end of 2008 does not signal the end of great things. We are working even harder on more content for you. More video, blog posts, and of course, more women.

Above all else we have to thank you, because if you didn’t visit the site, watch our stupid(but entertaining) videos, and get a Man Card for yourself (or a friend), we wouldn’t exist.

Now, an Official Man Card New Years Resolution:

Drink More Beer!

Happy New Year Everyone, Stay Manly My Friends…

Bud and Tom

So Members…

I’m in bed last night lying next to a gorgeous blond that I had found around town. We were both still out of breath from doing naked calisthenics when she rolled over for a second round. So your saying to yourself, “Tom, why do you sound like your complaining? This girl seems hot and your having sex!”. Well reader, what happened next will explain it all.

Midway into the deed, the Official Man Card hotline rings. Now as you and I both know, Bud and I are very committed to our Man Card Members, and when they call we answer. The unfortunate part was I was tied up at the moment, so I missed the call. Not a big deal right? Then two more calls rang out. Finally I pushed blondie away for a moment and went to see what the hell was so important. I was greeted with three brand new voicemail messages. There were slurring of words, something about a Christmas Party and Johns Sweet ass, I’m not sure what to say other than Gold. There will definitely be a video on this soon. Stay tuned.

Stay Manly My Friends…

The Picture says it all. It also inspired our latest poll, check it out and let us know what you think.

Well members,

Apparently you guys know your breasts. In our latest poll, a C cup size won by a landslide. A runner up was “Holy Shit those tits are huge”, which must be all those guys who like boobs larger than their heads. I think its an interesting experiment, a small statistic that sayes a lot about men. We prefer the medium path, not to large, but not to small. Not to say that there is anything wrong with smaller or larger breasts, but when given a choice we choose the simple medium size of a C cup.

Then again, do we care? We’re Men, we just like boobs.

Stay Manly My Friends…

Here’s my recipe for the infamous “24 Hour Fried Thanksgiving Turkey”:

• At 8:00pm on Wednesday, consume 6-Pack of Beer.
• 9:30pm, Tell wife you don’t give a shit that her parents are coming tomorrow, and to get you another beer.
• 10:45pm, Open refrigerator, examine turkey to see if it has thawed. If so, skip step 4. If not, drink another six pack.
• Move turkey to get to beer. Consume 6-Pack.
• 1:03am, Begin to rummage through garage to find Turkey Fryer. After locating, reward yourself with 3 more Beers.
• Thanksgiving Day, 6:32am, pick naked self up off of front lawn, ignore wife screaming “Oh no, everyone will be here in a few hours!”, take shower, get ready for the day.
• 8:10am, Realize all the relatives are coming in a few hours. Go to refrigerator, move turkey, pull out six pack of beer, and begin preparation for relatives.
• 9:24am, Hook fryer to propane tank.
• Find car keys, propane tank is empty, not an issue, good opportunity to get more beer.
• While driving around, be sure to look for a gas station that sells both beer and propane. If this is impossible, find place that sells beer.
• 12:00pm, Begin turkey preparation. Consume 3 more beers.
• 1:30pm, relatives begin to arrive, start turkey.
• 1:31pm, note to self, frozen turkey explodes in hot oil. Need new eyebrows.
• Numb 3rd Degree oil burns by drinking more beer.
• 3:12pm, Turkey has been consumed, relatives are screaming and yelling at one another. Smile, raise your drink to tradition, and have another beer.
• 7:59pm, In a drunken stupor, tell relatives “you hate their fucking guts” and to get out of your house.
• 8:00pm, Drink another beer.

And that, my friends, is how you prepare a 24-Hour Turkey.

Happy Thanksgiving, Stay Manly My Friends…

-Bud